Dear America, Vote Nasty!

To all my girls who dreamed of being the first female president, Hillary's gunna beat us to it and that's frickin' awesome. American needs nasty women. We're stronger together. Who's with me? Because I'm with her!

Nookie Cookies: The World's Naughtiest Cut-Outs!

Warning: Today's post is sexy. Naked cookies ahead! If you're not interested, I suggest clicking off to a PG project like these cute little Penguin Cupcakes or Pop-Tarts. Things are about to get steamy.

Salty Dog Cocktail Recipe

I love my new cheeky (he, he!) vintage swizzle stick. I found it on eBay after months of searching. What you can't see is the message stamped on the stick which says, "Bottoms Up!"—I'm obsessed.